OK maybe not PC. This is a bit Pigist I will admit. Hopefully the Society United Against Cheap Humiliating Gags About Pig Groupies (SACHGAPG) will not picket my house, or put slanderous ads in the local papers! Then again, I could do with the notoriety!
Books available for Xmas stockings…
https://thefabulousbushpigs.com/book/